Not having A Xenomorph queen for A girlfriend is A bit of A skill issue tbh.
There are plenty of Republicans that pretend to be folksy morons. Tuberville is the genuine article.
“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
Illegal exotic women……
Isn’t that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
Posting republican talking points feels like cheating
American Politics Fuck Off
Nah, if we are stuck in this shit hole we are dragging you down with us. Buckle up buttercup
🛑 no! you must stop! 🛑
i am issuing you with a lemmy sanctioned formal letter of disapproval which has UN security council backing
On top of this the EU told me they will discuss my claim of aggravation’s in the top court in 3-6 business weeks until then you must halt any and all references to democrats or republicans or any and all american political news and/or memes!
thank you for your cooperation on this matter
- ikt (esquire the 3rd)
Humpybong, Queensland, Australia
SLAM!
ITK Humiliated in Scathing Exchange





