• Foxfire@pawb.socialEnglish
        13·
        5 hours ago
        1. Build giant parking lot with AI powered variable metered pricing.
        2. Offer rent pricing for people who live in their cars, so they can finally have a piece of New York too.
        3. Build giant data center underground with pond cooling, Charge people to swim in the now heated pond as a premium feature.
        4. Heat from data center melts snow, so the parking spaces are always clear in the winter. Get massive tax rebate for this service.
    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      5 hours ago

      Seriously: send it all straight into the Hudson River. Who needs “detention ponds” to “offset flood risk”?

      (Also, I know this is AI slop, but what’s up with those downright columnar towers in the background? 😭)