Whoa. Nobody said that. Just stop paying them and let them figure out they’ve been let go instead of telling them. Less aggressive, more passive aggressive.
When they come to ask what is happening, pretend they’re not there. When they lawyer up: talk about their position in the past tense. When the lawyer picks up on it, act surprised: “Oh, yes! We let him go months ago, but he never really got the message.”
Whoa. Nobody said that. Just stop paying them and let them figure out they’ve been let go instead of telling them. Less aggressive, more passive aggressive.
Just make sure nobody steals their stapler.
When they come to ask what is happening, pretend they’re not there. When they lawyer up: talk about their position in the past tense. When the lawyer picks up on it, act surprised: “Oh, yes! We let him go months ago, but he never really got the message.”
We fixed the “glitch”