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minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-222 小时前“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·21 小时前“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·17 小时前“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”