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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoWhere does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables! Where does olive oil come from? Olives! Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoIt’s okay, they’re third world babies
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoBaby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agofood grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSo I can chug it if im constipated?!
minus-squareLemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoYou don’t have to be constipated!
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoProbably true, it was just a joke though.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’m a real hoot at parties 🫥
Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!
Where does olive oil come from? Olives!
Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
It’s okay, they’re third world babies
Oh that’s fine then
Baby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
food grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
So I can chug it if im constipated?!
You don’t have to be constipated!
Probably true, it was just a joke though.
I’m a real hoot at parties 🫥