Idiot.

Cashier opens a plastic bag for the beer. Horse flips its shit and bucks him through the ceiling and kills itself crashing into every sharp thing in the store. Total legend only if he and the horse lived.

I’m joking, but that horse is clearly very not pleased to be in there.

I believe this is still a DUI even though the horse is smart enough to cause any trouble

a horse walks into a beerstore, the clerk says “why the long face?”

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Horses are smarter than cars or bikes, faster than walking, and more available than public transportation in many places. I get his logic.