LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago‘You’ll hold out for a while’: Silicon Valley now pushing to implant chip in your brain, knows you’ll give in eventuallywegotthiscovered.comexternal-linkmessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down18
arrow-up1290arrow-down1external-link‘You’ll hold out for a while’: Silicon Valley now pushing to implant chip in your brain, knows you’ll give in eventuallywegotthiscovered.comLuminousLuddite@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square145fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m reminded of the guy I saw who couldn’t get out of the courthouse parking garage because he didn’t have a smartphone to pay for the parking. I’d still rather break a gate than get an implant.
minus-squarekkj@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoIf it happens regularly, you can always keep a battery-powered reciprocating saw in your car to make it easier. Heck, that’s probably faster than the app!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf you could get a judge of the right age you’d probably even be let off that. Vandalism is acceptable if the alternative is downloading a bloody app.
I’m reminded of the guy I saw who couldn’t get out of the courthouse parking garage because he didn’t have a smartphone to pay for the parking.
I’d still rather break a gate than get an implant.
If it happens regularly, you can always keep a battery-powered reciprocating saw in your car to make it easier. Heck, that’s probably faster than the app!
If you could get a judge of the right age you’d probably even be let off that. Vandalism is acceptable if the alternative is downloading a bloody app.