Yes. Asian women are a witches, because they float like a duck and have corkscrew vagina like ducks and also feathers like ducks and all the things they say are really incomprehensible and just sounds like the same phoneme over and over again and are much shorter than us Europeans and their lips are really thin and long and firm and oh my god I think I need to break up with my girlfriend what have I done
No, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.
The best word to describe duck sex is…horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you’re ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.
I think thats a uh… duck.
A Peking duck?
A succulent Peking duck?!
Yes. Asian women are a witches, because they float like a duck and have corkscrew vagina like ducks and also feathers like ducks and all the things they say are really incomprehensible and just sounds like the same phoneme over and over again and are much shorter than us Europeans and their lips are really thin and long and firm and oh my god I think I need to break up with my girlfriend what have I done
Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?
Are you gonna go look for a duck?
No she went north for summer I just did it over text.
No, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.
The best word to describe duck sex is…horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you’re ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.
That sounds like a bad way to ensure the survival of your offspring?
so it’s suicide?
because if it’s a giant duck penis you might need a rocket launcher. or autocannon.