cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46759392
This one is just so funny haha 🤣 🤣 🤣 “It doesn’t appear to be working too well – a 12yo kid fooled it by using an eyebrow pencil to draw a fake mustache …”
Hhhhhhhhello
Pleasssse let usss into your houssse we need to feel your ccccchildren
It will be ssssafe and not bad
We are very many all of us going to hhhhhfilm the touching and record it and watchhhh it to make sure it is safe
We promisssse to not eat your children
Let us in we musssst touch them
hahah them pedo vamps can’t enter unless you give them permission ;)
Unfortunately, I think the permission is in the terms of service that people agreed to without reading it.
we need to analyze the children’s faces for their protection
Cuckerburg products are garbage
Face recognition just has such bad connotation. We need to do away with this label and call it something like “friend recognition” or just not talk about it at all!
Wonderful that a provider like facebook with an excellent track record for looking out for their clients is taking the reins to change this.
haha they might even rebrand as “Friendbook” while they at it ;)
If it quacks like a duck, swims like a duck, and looks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
The problem is there are plenty of people out there (especially Magats) who are easily convinced the duck isn’t there at all. You know… morons.
Help! Zuck is clawing at my window hissing “GIVE USSS THE BOY!”
I don’t want to know who you are. But I want to peer into your soul via machine learning techniques.
It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a reverse marketing funnel!
Oh, okay.
turns out they actually get zuckbux now for looksmaxxing
It’s doubtful that the kid ‘fooled’ it. It’s far more likely that it’s programmed to let any kids that try to circumvent it, ‘fool’ it.
I don’t use any social media other than this, and maybe a few music/audio forums.
But. I honestly don’t get why more haven’t moved to Pixelfed or Nerimity, as they are far more privacy focused (not very hard comparing to anything Meta).
If it’s lack of communities/people, why not use the meta platform to advertise one of those two, the way everyone did the “je suis Charlie” thing that was all over the news a few years ago?
Meta are apparently unable to stop users doing something like that, allegedly.
Or so it seems when it’s not their problem.
They are genuine questions by the way… I don’t get it, but I’ve never been on any of them, not even MySpace or Bebo.
I also wondered the same thing and came to the conclusion - if you want something done you have to do it yourself ;) Was going to start this later but if you want, come join here, make a post and then let’s start breanstorming on this: !lemmy.world/c/FediPropaganda This project is already working pretty well: !lemmy.world/c/DeMeta (bigger on Reddit thus far)
