• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Solid shitpost. My first reaction was anger for the poor dog.

    Then I realized there are no airbags or crumple zones, the driver isn’t wearing a seatbelt and car pobably doesn’t even have one available. The driver is also likely three martinis into his day already and so are most of the other drivers on the road with him. The dog might be actually safer than anyone else here.

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      3 hours ago

      Also there are only 7 cars and they can only go 5km/h as you’ll get delirium furiosum if you go down hill with backwind and make it to 13km/h

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      5 hours ago

      Right. The dog is well restrained by a flexible sack. Much better than hitting the steering wheel at 40 MPH, when the car careens into an oak tree.