• Technus@lemmy.zip
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    I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.

    I’ve found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.

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      growing up with three women I had pretty much every nighmare scenario with shed hair. the worst was the few times they managed to magically work their way into an orifice. I found one up my ass a couple times (no I didn’t eat them jesus those were way too long to eat on accident) and at least once one managed to worm its way into my urethra. pulling them out was an awful sensation I wont ever forget. I really hope it doesn’t happen again now that I’m growing my hair out lol.

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      I have short hair. But still I’d say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.

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      I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don’t know how, but based on the dryer’s lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone’s had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.

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      We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.