No, but that won’t stop me from having fun trying, will it?

“The nonce reuse issue seems to be a valid security issue, but it is by no means a critical vulnerability: it only affects applications that do more than four billion encryptions with a single HPKE setup,” said Valsorda. “The average application does one.”

No implementation should be using the same asymmetric keypair for a key exchange* more than once. This is such a non-issue that it’s kind of hilarious. Sounds like the reporter was trying so desperately to get credit for anything they could put on their portfolio, and just wouldn’t take “no” for an answer.

I think the best way to quickly make this check completely useless isn’t to rip it out entirely, but to make the kernel generate a random age between 21-99 every time an application requests it.

Buc-ees is the only good thing about Texas.

Yeah, that was my question. Why the hell would they develop new silicon when 99% of their fab space is dedicated to feeding the AI bubble?

My dad tells these stories about how my great grandpa used to joke and pull pranks on the family. I wish I could have met him in person.

That or getting an hour to pick Alan Turing’s brain. He’d probably hate the current generation of “AI” as much as I do.

I honestly don’t get what people were so up in arms about, besides just not wanting to change what already worked for them.

Because your “art” looks like everyone else’s AI “art” and it doesn’t make you look creative or skilled, it just makes you look like a tool.

Yeah, I realized that as soon as I posted it.

You know what this is launching just in time for?

Tax season.

Cue* 10 million people getting audited because they let their browser file their taxes for them.

Being queer and in IT, there’s a decent chance Alan Turing would have been a furry.

Let that sink in.

Joshington?

Jhleswig-Holstein?

I think some people are so eager to offload all critical thinking to the machine because they’re barely capable of it themselves to begin with.

It’s glorified autocorrect (/predictive text).

People fight me on this every time I say it but it’s literally doing the same thing just with much further lookbehind.

In fact, there’s probably a paper to be written about how LLMs are just lossily compressed Markov chains.

That’s funny, I didn’t notice that lol

Animals never had a war

Guess they call what happened in Tanzania in 1974 a “chimp police action” instead.

“AI bubble causing economic collapse” here.

That’s probably based on the first definition because you can play either an ascending or descending scale.

Also the music staff kinda looks like a ladder.

Didn’t know doordashers could contact you through whatsapp

I was thinking about this the other day and realized something:

Back when the modern Santa character was first being developed, coal was a genuinely useful thing. It was fuel for the stove which heated your house and cooked your food. It was a basic necessity of life.

If you were naughty, Santa didn’t just give you nothing. You weren’t going to get an awesome toy, but he made sure you weren’t going to freeze to death on Christmas, either.

Santa believes everyone deserves to live. That having a warm place to sleep is a basic human right.

This might be /r/im14andthisisdeep material, but I just thought that was interesting.