As a schoolteacher my wife has perfected the look. It works on kids, other teachers, admin, bus drivers, and even gang affiliated parents. Apparently it’s terrifying to most people.
The only person it doesn’t work on is me.
What’s fun is when she occasionally attempts to narrate it.
Her “I am glaring at you!”
Me “Oh I see your “come hither” looks, they are quite sexy.”
If you’re not pestering the shit out of your wife, are you even married?
My wife (perhaps unwisely) chose an intelligent (she’ll tell you otherwise, when I forget to replace the garbage bag) and funny man.
Now she spends half her day rolling her eyes, or crinkling her nose at me (she’s particularly pretty when she does that), or swatting my hand away from her bottom.
As a schoolteacher my wife has perfected the look. It works on kids, other teachers, admin, bus drivers, and even gang affiliated parents. Apparently it’s terrifying to most people.
The only person it doesn’t work on is me.
What’s fun is when she occasionally attempts to narrate it.
Her “I am glaring at you!”
Me “Oh I see your “come hither” looks, they are quite sexy.”
Her “You are impossible!”
Me “Darl’n control yourself, we are in public.”
If you’re not pestering the shit out of your wife, are you even married? My wife (perhaps unwisely) chose an intelligent (she’ll tell you otherwise, when I forget to replace the garbage bag) and funny man. Now she spends half her day rolling her eyes, or crinkling her nose at me (she’s particularly pretty when she does that), or swatting my hand away from her bottom.