It would be so difficult to not break character in this scenario.
This is only funny in the abstract. Put this in the real world and it’s super fucked
say your kid is upstairs
So in apartment 2B?
Ive seen this video. When does the threesome start?
You come home, and ask why there’s a watermellon in your kids bed, and the window open.
Also, when most people hear “babysitter” they think some 16 year old girl. So instead, hire a 40 year old woman who’s looking to make ends meet. That way, after the prank is over, you’ve still helped someone.
Now we are talking! Honestly, I would happily pay an extra fee to the sitter for the undue trauma that was inflicted. Perhaps a couple or three therapy sessions provided as well. Just in case we unintentionally triggered something?
