• Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Thank you legal weed for getting rid of Paul.

    Years ago, I recall having to hang out with Paul for hours to get my weed. He wouldn’t just “do business”, he was lonely and wanted someone to talk to. The grower was an old man that grew a single variety of weed (grapefruit), Paul included lots of stems and seeds and was short on weight besides.

    THEN Paul got a girlfriend, I was so excited. FINALLY, I’m sure he’ll want to conduct business quickly, right? Oh, wait, she’s lonely too, and wants to chat about the Reptilian Royal Family.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Mika@piefed.ca
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      6 hours ago

      Crazy how you people even meet Paul. In Ukraine 99% interactions were via stashes: pay someone in crypto so they reveal the location (lat/lon) of the hidden stash and the photos of where it’s hidden. Then off you go treasure hunting.

      No face to face contact this way.

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      5 hours ago

      I had a dealer like that once, he said it was too conspicuous when people stopped by for only 5 minutes. In hindsight he may have just been getting people to smoke him up.

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5 hours ago

        I had a guy like this once, except he was cool as fuck and smoked people up if they stayed and played Mario Kart. So, that’s how I learned how to play Mario Kart lol