• krisevol@lemmy.zip
    51·
    1 hour ago

    I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan, illegal.

    I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal.

    I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail. Illegal.

    I want to modify my car and give it a little more pep. Illegal.

    I want to 3D print airsoft guns, play with my friends in the woods, and record the fights with my drone. Illegal.

    I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves. Illegal.

    I want to try out some cheap Chinese EVs and phones. Illegal.

    I want to give myself glp1 drugs, but i didn’t want to pay $1000 for a dose, so i want to buy it overseas. Illegal.

    I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it. Illegal.

    I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home. Illegal.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      2·
      29 minutes ago

      I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan

      Why?

      I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal

      Doubtful

      I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail.

      Move to Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, or France. Sweden or Norway if you want to crash into a moose.

      I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves

      Move to anywhere in Scandinavia, probably most other European countries

      I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it

      I am once again asking you to move to Europe

      I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home

      Move to the Netherlands, Jamaica, or Brazil

      Note in case it’s not obvious: I am aware that relocating across borders or even oceans can be very difficult and costly. I am being a flippant ass for comedic effect.

    • dan@upvote.au
      2·
      47 minutes ago

      I want to give myself glp1 drugs, but i didn’t want to pay $1000 for a dose, so i want to buy it overseas. Illegal.

      I’m not sure of the efficacy of the pills vs the injections, but in the USA you can get Wegovy pills for $149/month now, which AFAIK is roughly the same price as other countries.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        1·
        27 minutes ago

        in the USA you can get Wegovy pills for $149/month now

        Wtf? That’s little more than HALF what it costs in Denmark where drugs are usually much CHEAPER than in the US!