What the fuck it’s real
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil’s dick today
oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣
Just coming out of Anesthesia?
This doesn’t read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he’d say THAT.
and he didn’t end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.
Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…
Maybe he was dictating?
Have you ever read any of his transcripts?
I’m torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don’t wanna jinx it
I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.
Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏
Thank you for your attention to this rant
Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
Praise be
Jesus, I was sure this was a joke…
America - have a word. Cheers.
This is what he says on Easter…
crazy work on Easter
Thank you Americans for making this asshole president again.
An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?
He’s dead. No way he typed this.
fucking hell that’s a lot of hopium.
tbd
They have trump ai writing his tweets while they try to figure out how much longer they can weekend at trumps us.
Big if true. Also, if true, they won’t announce he’s dead until the US market opens Monday (or futures begin trading this evening).
Can you imagine the rally? Shit, I might become a trader for one day this Monday. I think I’ll invest in renewables because the US is going to be on a mad dash to catch up to the rest of the world when that “loofah faced shit-gibbon” is where he belongs, in the past.
Gives us time to buy champagne and fireworks.
Back the truck up — we’ve got a big party.
I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.
It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.
big if true
I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”.
iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon
It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.
I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.
Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia
Or in an (Italian) lake house.
His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.
