A vintage Covid test
The song of my people.
The first in a range of devices in Bill Gates private museum specifically designed to operate the permanently installed gonad stimulator built into his body.
The latest one is a keychain.
Asked my partner to look at this without any knowledge of what it is.
They say it’s a voice box panel for a robot.
They specifically asked for wrong answers!
It’s definitely a wrong answer.
It’s a device from the 90s that played specialize erotica tapes that had an extra channel which synchronized to an electric pocket pussy (not pictured) over 3.5mm cable.
90s contraceptive.
Pregnancy test from 1950’s
It’s a sound effect generator. It only has a few different varieties of SCREEEEREEEECH and some weird telephone tones, though.
That is a reverse-cyclonic modulation moderator designed to run your washing machine backwards so that cycle time is reduced.
That was the keyboard Belgian superband Technotronic used in the 1989 block buster hit Pump up the Jam.
intercom
World’s worst sleep sound machine.
a controller for an automated robotic arm for lab grade chemicals.
Two robots fucking, but you can only hear them.
prototype controller for a cam girl fuck machine
