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violet08@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶

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cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶

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violet08@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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    Ok but what would you do with this guy?

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      How painful is the cumming of the giant sperm? That’s the size of a baby. If it’s not super painful I might take this deal, tbh…

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        Sperm is very squishy so I don’t think it’s painful.

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Yet again the OP is identifiable without even checking.

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      there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

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        Are you suggesting violet08 is an SCP??

        • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          It would track considering I didn’t know it was possible for one person to be this horny. Though I’m also ace so maybe I’m the anomaly here…

          Either way I know that all the hornyposting lately has only further reinforced the fact that allo people scare me lmao. But they out here living their best lives I guess so good for them?

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          the S stands for hot

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            SCP stands for hot horny posters

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    Violet you ever want to form a crime fighting team of throat goats then I’m willing to lend my skills to the crew.

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    Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.

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    I am sorry V, I cannot upvote this one😔

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      I can!

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    deleted by creator

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    Onan is in shambles

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    Do you use hand or not?

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