Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSomeone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properlylemmus.orgimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1243arrow-down1imageSomeone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properlylemmus.orgBeep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 days agoI really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …
minus-squareTwilitSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoHe figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoI don’t want to be a murderer, but I guess this could be my chance to be a quadruple amputee.
minus-squareTwilitSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoA wizard of Oz moment would be great here. Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!
minus-squarehumanspiral@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.
I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …
He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!
I don’t want to be a murderer, but I guess this could be my chance to be a quadruple amputee.
A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.
Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!
That would be super awkward
I’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.