Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing
Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
This one time, at band camp…
You complete butt trumpet
You absolute
Mine’s more like a trombone
Your band camp must’ve been the shit.
Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.
Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
I’m just here to see it going in
Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.
Ass clarinet don’t play itself.
Squidward could never




