Vegans can eat just about anywhere. Feel bad for the carnivore friend who just has to stay hungry until you see a roadkill animal.
Do you live in the Beastars universe?
This one time roadtripping, my vegan buddy stopped 4 separate times for a snack, while I didn’t see so much as a squirrel pancake for 14 hours. Unfair!
I got lucky and found a dead skunk I could chew on.
My loser vegan friend missed out!!!
I refuse to make fun of dietary restrictions after spending five years as a waiter rolling my eyes at gluten free people and then developing a gluten intolerance.
The universe is a tricky bitch. It gave me a literal pain in the ass.
You can be annoyed by gluten bad gluten free while recognizing the real pain of celiacs.
Just because it isn’t a visible disease does not mean everyone is in the right.
I dislike the disregard for vegans in the post, still.
I once had a buddy with Celiac’s, it was interesting trying to find a restaurant that worked for us both. The tide of hipsters wanting everything gluten free was a godsend!
Nah I guarantee NOBODY is going through the gluten free diet unless they really believe there might be a chance they’re allergic. And you have to go gluten free for a bit to see if you are.
No you don’t. They can do a blood test for it now.
No you don’t, not for celiac. It’s symptoms are debilitating.
If only it was that easy. More fruit trees in cities for instance.
“I’m sorry?! Do you want homeless vagabonds rummaging around MY neighborhood, snacking on the fruits of MY trees?! I THINK THE FUCK NOT! ONLY MALE TREES! ALLERGIES YES, VAGABONDS NO!!!”
-NIMBYs, with funding by big agro
Gotta keep those lemon stealing whores away
Has anyone stopped to consider how the grass might feel about this? I didn’t think so.
That’s why I only eat prokaryotes.
Have you ever stopped to think about how prokaryotes feel about that arrangement? That’s why I only eat silicates
Ain’t no good prokaryote 'cept one that’s enslaved or dead. Those freaky little bastards don’t even have organelles or a nucleus. MRSA, Botulism, Anthrax…we’ve been at war for billions of years. Long will I have been in the cold, cold ground before I recognize prokaryote rights.
I immediately sent this to my boomer parents on WhatsApp after I found this and they think it is hilarious
Quick, simple, needs nobody to be Online to get it. A classic!
