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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

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      Give it some hot sauce for the +

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      You forgot the quinoa.

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        Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

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          The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I’m like girl don’t be so hasty to run them off – see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!

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          Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?

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            I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.

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              I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.

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                As long as he’s shaking his speare

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          QUESO

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              no es un comida completa sin queso

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