• brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    https://www.chinatalk.media/p/its-time

    Now, I know what the woke deep state is going to say, and I want to save you the trouble of listening to them.

    “The Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty?” Never ratified it. Even if we did, who cares. Next.

    “The environmental impact?” Mr. Secretary, Iranian oil is leaking everywhere. Tankers are on fire near Fujairah. This approach is constructive destruction.

    “Radiation?” Radiation is the most overblown left-wing conspiracy since climate change. The Plowshare’s 1962 underground Sedan test fallout reached South Dakota in 1962 and South Dakota is fine. Went for Trump by thirty points. Plus, the residual glow keeps Iran from trying anything funny near the new channel.

    The views expressed above do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells.

    This is hilarious. Heh.

    I don’t buy Gingrich’s earnesty. He must be trolling too, like the article explicitly was. Most Republicans are doing it on Twitter now, and that would fit Gingrich’s history, too.

    …And it kinda worked. It looks like Lemmy swallowed the hook here, and I’m sure Twitter did too.

    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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      Radiation is the most overblown left-wing conspiracy since climate change

      oh Jesus

      as if cooking the planet with CO2 and poisoning the ecosystem with PFAs wasn’t enough, they’re gonna justify just fucking nuking us

      great