Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoCauses of death, or track list for latest black metal album?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up1324arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1322arrow-down1imageCauses of death, or track list for latest black metal album?lemmy.worldAgent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square127fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·20 hours ago“Cancer, and Wolf.” What?…. What?
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 hours agoCancer, and Wolf, refers to the old common term for cancer: wolf. It was thought to be a parasite that ate up the afflicted, like a wolf.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours ago“Have you been bitten by or interacted with any wolves recently, Mr. Jacobs?” “No, I’ve never actually even seen a wolf in real life.” “I see, then we seem to have misdiagnosed you, it turns out that you have lymphoma and you’re a liar. Now take this cocaine and get out of my office.”
minus-squarejeffep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agoSounds weird from today’s perspective, but actually refers to two notorious murderers that terrorized people at land and sea. You could protect yourself from either the cancer’s claw or the wolf’s tooth, but not both.
“Cancer, and Wolf.”
What?…. What?
Cancer, and Wolf, refers to the old common term for cancer: wolf. It was thought to be a parasite that ate up the afflicted, like a wolf.
“Have you been bitten by or interacted with any wolves recently, Mr. Jacobs?”
“No, I’ve never actually even seen a wolf in real life.”
“I see, then we seem to have misdiagnosed you, it turns out that you have lymphoma and you’re a liar. Now take this cocaine and get out of my office.”
Sounds weird from today’s perspective, but actually refers to two notorious murderers that terrorized people at land and sea. You could protect yourself from either the cancer’s claw or the wolf’s tooth, but not both.