QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGood for meeting your FDA required minimum!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1456arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1453arrow-down1imageGood for meeting your FDA required minimum!sh.itjust.worksQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 days agoWhere can I buy this? I’m on a mission to turn all of my sperm into plastic so I have an endless supply for my 3d printer whenever I jack off.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoThat leads to a future where new babies are essentially printed, and the ink companies all hold the admission keys. Don’t want to pay? No baby for you
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoNah I’ll just pirate my offspring like I pirated offsprings music in 2002.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 days agoI told you for the last time I don’t need magenta for my child. Why do I have to enter the back door I already entered the front door. No! I don’t want a subscription one baby is all I’m having.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoi have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave’s baby
Where can I buy this? I’m on a mission to turn all of my sperm into plastic so I have an endless supply for my 3d printer whenever I jack off.
That leads to a future where new babies are essentially printed, and the ink companies all hold the admission keys. Don’t want to pay? No baby for you
Nah I’ll just pirate my offspring like I pirated offsprings music in 2002.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
I told you for the last time I don’t need magenta for my child.
Why do I have to enter the back door I already entered the front door.
No! I don’t want a subscription one baby is all I’m having.
i have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave’s baby