Me about to leave my ex and thier bullshit - and then i think about that perdy mouth

Agreed, I find nothing worse than when the person I love is eager to share something they care about with me!

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

If you’re not gonna make out with me after performing a skinflute concerto, you’re a coward.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

I see a very simple solution.

Dear @[email protected], your consistently horny shitposts lead me to believe that you’re my kind of people. I love inappropriate humor.

Chillllll

Funny, works for my wife too. And I consider her speaking to me to be the ‘pro.’