MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down127
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1imageI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square104fedilink
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·24 hours agoRevilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0 /s
minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·23 hours agoInterestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 hours agoNah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·24 hours agoI keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·24 hours agoClearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agostanding beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoPromote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-221 hours agoEveryone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoAuthentication Audit Access The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·17 hours agoThat’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
minus-squareleftascenter@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·24 hours agoThe last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.
Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0
/s
Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
Zing!
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.