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minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·2 months agoI keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoClearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agostanding beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAuthentication Audit Access The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoPromote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoEveryone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
Zing!
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.