The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.
I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.
One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.
“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim
I’ma give you something to cry about
I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.
One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
This is Murica.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
What gave it away?