I can see the ragebait
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…

So take the hair off and eat the damn pie
My screen!
Fuck. You.
Y u put hair in your meme?
Too thick and isn’t causing any of the strange rainbow effect around the edges.
I had a budgie but it died.

that’s very clever, i hate it, have a mildy angry upvote
You bastard…
sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.
I almost pissed myself laughing.
thanks!
It isn’t pubic hair so I’m not gonna let it stop me. Its PIE!.
I mean, whose pubic hair is it?
It’s pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there’s no way it touched the whole thing I’m sure I’ll be fine just eating this corner…wait is that pumpkin pie? I’m pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral…
And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
You are a fucking monster.
With all due respect… What is wrong with you?
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
What kind of reptilian are you?
eyyy
Me too. And I’m bald…
Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.






