• db2@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      He shits himself because he had a child on the island put something in his ass and the child kicked it really hard.

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      Late-stage dementia patients typically lose a lot of weight, even among those whose diets are monitored. Combined with the drugs he’s on, I think they’re doing everything they can to keep him alive so he can soak up as much negative press before/if Vance takes over.

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        11 hours ago

        If Vance initiates 25th amendment proceedings before January 20th, 2027, he sacrifices the possibility of a second term.

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        Cancer would, unfortunately, be too slow. Unless it was an extremely aggressive form of cancer. Most kinds people his age get take years to develop, and longer still if you’ve got amazing healthcare.