GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWe are not the samelemmings.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down111
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minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days ago Hold the fuck up… Have I been doing dick pills the wrong way all these decades?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agothey’re dick pills. do you not shove them in your dick hole?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoi mean most of the ones i been buying don’t turn into dicks they turn into dinosaurs. i need to know who to get my money back from
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 days agoAm I really the crazy person for just swallowing the dick pills?
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoMr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 days agohey if you want a stomach full of dinosaur dick you go ahead and dont test your dick pills edit: yeah i just heard what i said and realized what part of the internet i said it to
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThat really seems like self-contradictory advice
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agolife is self-contradictory. like gas station burritos
Hold the fuck up… Have I been doing dick pills the wrong way all these decades?
they’re dick pills. do you not shove them in your dick hole?
I mean, I thought so…
i mean most of the ones i been buying don’t turn into dicks they turn into dinosaurs. i need to know who to get my money back from
Am I really the crazy person for just swallowing the dick pills?
Mr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.
hey if you want a stomach full of dinosaur dick you go ahead and dont test your dick pills
edit: yeah i just heard what i said and realized what part of the internet i said it to
That really seems like self-contradictory advice
life is self-contradictory. like gas station burritos