The RADICAL LEFT wants you to eat bugs and kale. NOT ON MY WATCH! We are building a massive reserve of Big Mac Coins. High quality, high VALUE! I met with the Hamburglar—great guy, very misunderstood—and he agrees: the Mac Coin is going to the MOON! Crypto is fine, but you can’t eat a Bitcoin! A total disaster for SLEEPY JOE, but a HUGE WIN for your stomach! 🇺🇸🍔💰 🇺🇸#BigMacStandard #FastFoodFinancials
Shortly after Donnie finds out…
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Far too coherent, this was definitely written by an intern not DJT himself. ;-)
Not NEARLY enough ALL CAPS
Lol, corrected!