nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down16
arrow-up1592arrow-down1imageParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.denutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 hours agoDon’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 minutes agoIt’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.
Don’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
It’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.