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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Lemmy: Beans

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Lemmy: Beans

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

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      That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

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        You can’t fix her, bro.

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          She doesn’t need fixing

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            She works in advertising.

            She doesn’t need fixing.

            These statements are mutually exclusive.

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              Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

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            She just needs her fix

            Of ads

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        Nothing to ad, I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors

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          Nothing to ad

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Got Milk?

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            I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

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            I’ve got nipples, Greg.

          • Atropos@lemmy.world
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            No, but I’m hungry for apples.

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              My man!

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                You don’t know me

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        Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

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        Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

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          Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

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            Nope! Not me. Phew.

            But sorry for yours. Seriously.

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          “IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

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          Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

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        OK, that one sounds fair.

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      Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

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        I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…

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