ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGive me some good oneslemmy.worldimagemessage-square144fedilinkarrow-up1977arrow-down110
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up140·edit-24 days agoShakespeare had a banger. “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.” I also like. “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·4 days ago“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoGot in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
minus-squaredrunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoA duel with fists is still a duel
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoNot technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
minus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 days agoI have a cup with the last line on it
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
A duel with fists is still a duel
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
I have a cup with the last line on it