• sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
    21·
    3 days ago

    I forget the exact number but a surprising amount of fellas are also confident about winning a fist fight with a bear, so, yeah. This makes sense.

    • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world
      12·
      3 days ago

      I means it’s simple really. As the bear charges, I dodge to the side, aim for the eye and with a quick jab…get mauled and die painfully

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      Bears can’t make a fist, so they’re at a disadvantage. Now if it were a claw fight, we might be in trouble.

    • frog@feddit.uk
      6·
      3 days ago

      Bro, I will use my 3 months of bbj to slip behind the bear and put him in a rear naked choke. That’s right, I am going bear back.

      This is the moment I wake up from a mix of blood loss and concussion from one swipe of his paw.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      3 days ago

      I’m sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn’t fighting, and koala’s aren’t bears, but I totally could!

      Also, technically, I can beat any bear in a fistfight, because bears can’t make fists and would thus be disqualified immediately upon disemboweling me!