I’m sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn’t fighting, and koala’s aren’t bears, but I totally could!
Also, technically, I can beat any bear in a fistfight, because bears can’t make fists and would thus be disqualified immediately upon disemboweling me!
I’m sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn’t fighting, and koala’s aren’t bears, but I totally could!
Also, technically, I can beat any bear in a fistfight, because bears can’t make fists and would thus be disqualified immediately upon disemboweling me!
… Koala bear wins in the long run via giving you chlamydia.