• Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    I’m sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn’t fighting, and koala’s aren’t bears, but I totally could!

    Also, technically, I can beat any bear in a fistfight, because bears can’t make fists and would thus be disqualified immediately upon disemboweling me!