(Hoping I get the joke as an old Millennial)
So, those boots, in fact, aren’t made for walking?
https://youtu.be/WEQ0l_m3Xm0 this, I think, is more of the joke
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it’s clear
My world crumbles when you are not nearI feel like I’m committing a crime.
Ah, yeah. That makes more sense. I’m right on the line between Gen X and Millennial so my mind went to the Nancy Sinatra song
Nancy Sinatra vs Macy Gray for the best (worst) boot earworm!
Macy Grey Spider Man Goblin Grab
Just throwing words at the wall, my memory is failing me a little
My world crumbles when you are not heaarr 🎶
And after the friendly shoe salesperson helped me up and into my own shoes, I tried to say goodbye, but I choked.
These boots are made for stumblin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk away and I stumbleWat
You haven’t unlocked that boot yet
Ugh. I’d finally forgotten that shitty song. Thanks a lot.
Voice like gravel.in a rock crusher. But not in a fun Tom Waits way.







