“I think I can fix him”

I still use “dickety” on account of the nazis stealin’ all the cash for my giney-plasty

I chased after 'em for it, but gave up after dickety-six miles

(cracks knuckles)

I hate ai art and photos

I hate ai, art, and photos. We are (presumably) not the same.

are these nuts that have been taken from a dog and then miniaturized, or nuts taken from a miniaturized dog?

or, perhaps the dog was not miniaturized, but rather was a small dog in its own right to begin with, one that was only “miniature” in comparison with other, larger-sized dogs, and not as a result of an artificial miniaturization procedure

in either case, the labeling is certainly ambiguous, and could possibly be clarified with a well-placed hyphen. hopefully shoppers would be quick to catch on to the difference between a “mini-dog nut” and a “mini dog-nut”.

but then, what could a “mini-dog-nut” be?

also aren’t these just donuts?

How else do people think we were translating all that hentai before the slop generators took off

It’s in front of the popcorn duh 😑 🙄 🤦‍♀️

c/lemmyshitbox

Look at what you’ve done. Look at what must be done in the name of your cheese.

raisin bran, now with granola consonant clusters

What was the nature of this lawsuit? And where might I be able to purchase one of similar quality?

Take the “L”. Go with Larry L.

dee lish -- also 🐻

Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.

My folks’ fav characters got killed off a few episodes ago but for some reason everyone is still hyped for the finale

I just round up to the nearest multiple of 5. Who the hell rounds down when looking at prices?

Manufacturing, manufacturing, manufacturing.

How much shit do we really fucking need to make?

Cument status: Deportted into Account

That weird stretching sound effect from banjo kazooie when you feed the eagle in click clock wood enough worms to make him grow