We are living the paperclip maximizer problem, except instead of paperclips it’s data centers.

“Stop being such a fascist and let us do business with these fucking murderers”

i’m doing my part

What’s the doubled-over ketchup/avocado waffle running along the left forearm

me coming across this at 3 AM on a weeknight

It is a work computer and it is not my choice.

Was the printer really like

He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music.

FTFY

Recently got into rpgmemes and started wondering how high the party would have to roll to persuade someone into believing two plus two equals five.

Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.

“Minimum viable product” describes a lot of the items that end up in my grocery cart these days – produce especially.

“Please stay away from me. Ok thanks for accepting me.”

You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?

Yes.

“(left)” was his last name, pic unrelated.

I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.

Found this article after a quick web search: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/07/24/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app-with-1-million-downloads/

It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.

me before finding out where scoville is

Tbh i have no clue lol

That’s how you build up good credit

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