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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • dismay3915@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I’ll be eating the onion anyway

  • theedqueen@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Bunch of Asians will all become millionaires if this was real

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn’t feel like normal hot peppers – it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.

    • fitjazz@sh.itjust.works
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      15 days ago

      We grew some reapers intentionally once and we quickly figured out the best way to use them was to chop them up, scrape them into the compost bin, and then cut other stuff without washing the cutting board.

      • sulgoth@lemmy.ca
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        This has the same energy as an absinthe rinse and… I kinda get it.

  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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    15 days ago

    Top left 100%

    Mapane worms are a thing and a staple meal in Botswana.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      Onions are staples globally

      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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        15 days ago

        I ain’t eating a raw onion

        • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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          It’s not specified that it has to be raw. French onion soup anyone?

        • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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          15 days ago

          For $1M you’d be a fool not to.

          • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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            15 days ago

            Worm better

        • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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          15 days ago

          Me neither, just saying it’s more globally acceptable.

  • Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
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    16 days ago

    Easiest money ever, every once in a while I’ll eat onions like apples 🤷‍♂️

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Onion fry 😋

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    16 days ago

    I have eaten 2 of the four already. Where’s my money?

  • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d pick the onion, because it’s the only one there I’ve eaten before.

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I’d eat all 4 lol

  • 42yeah@eviltoast.org
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    16 days ago

    I’ll take the egg any minute, it’s awesome, and I recommend everyone to try it

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      If it’s a century egg yeah, except sliced through salad, first time I had one like a boiled egg and it was very overpowering in flavour.

      I liken it to Anchovies

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    Onion isn’t even a challenge

    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      A yellow onion no less… the easiest onion to eat

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  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    $1 Million dollars is a lot of money and with these options you’re risks are: overdoing a pleasant snack (onion), discovering a new delicacy (century egg), an unpleasant flavor and texture (grub), or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

    For $100, none of these are worth it unless we’re allowed to prepare them in some sort of dish. For $1000, I’ll eat a raw onion. For $10,000, anything but the grub, even all three.

    For $1 Million? I’ll eat all four of these, raw (possibly wriggling), and ask for seconds, if required. I’d be a fool to do otherwise.

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      When it comes to really hot peppers, its more than the pain going in. They strike again on the other end. I didn’t think about that the first time I ate a ghost pepper and then spent the next day roaming around Washington DC.

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        For me it’s the heartburn and the hiccups. My mouth and anus can take the hottest peppers in the world, the rest of me really can’t.

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          Oof. I can’t imagine that kind of heartburn. I’ve only had normal hb once from too many chicken wings but I do remember feeling like my stomach was empty all day even after eating food. It made me feel a bit weak for several hours.

    • Caveman@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      Would eat the onion for a 100, rest for 1000

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      False. Any dollar amount over like $20 and the onion is a good choice unless you must eat the skin. I’m which case IDK a hundo is probably sufficient.

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      or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

      For a single reaper, sure. For the entire container of them that’s probably at least the rest of your day ruined.

  • godsammitdam@lemmy.zip
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    Easy.

    No time limit?

    Doesn’t say I can’t cook it or pair it with other things?

    I’ll have an onion with some chicken and peppers in a nice stir fry over the next couple days.

    I expect my check to arrive soon.

    If I add the reaper into the stir fry do I get 2 million?

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    Prime Minister of Australia has an opinion

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