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MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 小时前

Shove it up your cornhole

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Shove it up your cornhole

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MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 小时前
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    The skibidi toilet of Lemmy.

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      You’re a monotheist? Don’t you get lonely with only one god to worship? Who do you worship when your god is busy?

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        He’s never busy, he’s not constrained to the universe’s spacetime like we are, silly goose!

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          Right, but what about his avatar? Surely his avatar can only be in one place at a time. Who do you worship when your god’s avatar is busy helping worshippers in a different country?

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            ??? Whose theology are you basing this on? You’re giving me this reaction because I said corn posting was Lemmy’s skibidi toilet? Being an annoying online atheist hasn’t been cool since 2005 and Yahoo answers!

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              I’m not an atheist, I’m a polytheist. I’ve met and made friends with lots of gods. I want to know if it’s lonely only having one god. I think gods are like boobs: all kinds are nice, and it’s good to have variety.

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                Lol, we’ll see if your wife agrees. 😅

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      I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

      A day may come when the corn of men fails,

      when we forsake our cobs

      and break all posts of kernels

      but it is not this day.

      An hour of politics and shattered comments

      when the age of corn comes crashing down,

      but it is not this day!

      This day we post corn!!

      By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,

      I bid you corn, Men of lemmy!!!

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        Politics is important. If the council of Elrond hadn’t talked about politics, they all would have died.

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