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MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

Shove it up your cornhole

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Shove it up your cornhole

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MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    The skibidi toilet of Lemmy.

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      You’re a monotheist? Don’t you get lonely with only one god to worship? Who do you worship when your god is busy?

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        He’s never busy, he’s not constrained to the universe’s spacetime like we are, silly goose!

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          Right, but what about his avatar? Surely his avatar can only be in one place at a time. Who do you worship when your god’s avatar is busy helping worshippers in a different country?

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            ??? Whose theology are you basing this on? You’re giving me this reaction because I said corn posting was Lemmy’s skibidi toilet? Being an annoying online atheist hasn’t been cool since 2005 and Yahoo answers!

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              I’m not an atheist, I’m a polytheist. I’ve met and made friends with lots of gods. I want to know if it’s lonely only having one god. I think gods are like boobs: all kinds are nice, and it’s good to have variety.

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                Lol, we’ll see if your wife agrees. 😅

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                  Wife is a human societal construct, but then again so are personalities, as well as gods

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                    Very nihilistic of you, you old man!

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