Lint licker cootie queen
What the French toast!?
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
Pulls out uno reverse card
I know you are, but what am I?
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
10/10 shitpost
Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
I would honestly be completely disarmed.
Silly goose.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
Yeah well the jerk store called and they ran out of you.
no u
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
Diaper Man
Randomly reminds me of some scambaiting video where the scammer from Jamaica finally figured out that the scam had gone awry and started swearing at the scambaiter, calling him “batty” and “bumboclaat” (meaning toilet paper, apparently).
A revelation came to me.
The world is, in fact, not run by the Illuminati, a group of smart evil men.
The world is run by the Bumboclati, a group of very stupid, very batty evil men.
