Lint licker cootie queen
What the French toast!?
Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
10/10 shitpost
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Weather boy
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Diaper Man
Randomly reminds me of some scambaiting video where the scammer from Jamaica finally figured out that the scam had gone awry and started swearing at the scambaiter, calling him “batty” and “bumboclaat” (meaning toilet paper, apparently).
A revelation came to me.
The world is, in fact, not run by the Illuminati, a group of smart evil men.
The world is run by the Bumboclati, a group of very stupid, very batty evil men.I see you gathered quotes from the oval office
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
Yeah well the jerk store called and they ran out of you.
Silly goose.
I would honestly be completely disarmed.
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
