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Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.
Throw it in the microwave.
Cornographic af
Does that go in the cornhole?
Its larry flynt corn
The finest Hardpore Corn.
I put butter on mine…
Porn on the cob
This had better not awaken something in me…
Corn on the cock
Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later
Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you
Corned for her pleasure
You’re making me so corny right now
Rural folks make do
No NSFW tag I guess
