• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    The mimosa syndicate know who you are and where you live. They are not happy. You should apologize.

    Edit: The boozy coffee people would also like to have a word with you.

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      1 hour ago

      I like a boozy brunch, but as a treat, not every day. If I was loading up my coffee with tequila on the regular, something was really wrong

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        6 minutes ago

        I feel the same about a breakfast beer. It’s rare, even on vacations, but sometimes you make a nice breakfast, crack open a cold one with some loved ones, and watch the sun rise on a nice lazy day.

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        42 minutes ago

        Breakfast Treats - rice crispies in vodka. - snap, crackle, slur.

        Brunch Treats - mimosas, spanish coffee, Kahlua…

        Lunch Treats: Three Martinis

        Afternoon tea treats: earl grey with bourbon

        Apéritifs: champagne, gin, ouzo…

        Dinner Treats: Proper paired wine, naturally.

        Digestifs: Brandy or Port

        Evening Libation Treats: Whiskey or gin on the rocks.

        Nightcap: Homemade moonshine infused with the vapours of anisette, (as an earthbound substitute for that ol’ janx spirit) with a twist of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. (Homage to the pan-galactic gargle blaster)

        Go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. I know I do.