• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Breakfast Treats - rice crispies in vodka. - snap, crackle, slur.

    Brunch Treats - mimosas, spanish coffee, Kahlua…

    Lunch Treats: Three Martinis

    Onesies: Beer - preferably dark and hoppy.

    Afternoon tea treats: earl grey with bourbon

    Go homesies- Espresso, cafè coretto

    Get homesies - Beer - complex and fruity.

    Apéritifs: champagne, gin, ouzo…

    Dinner Treats: Proper paired wine, naturally.

    Digestifs: Brandy or Port

    Evening Libation Treats: Whiskey or gin on the rocks.

    Nightcap: Homemade moonshine infused with the vapours of anisette, (as an earthbound substitute for that ol’ janx spirit) with a twist of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. (Homage to the pan-galactic gargle blaster)

    Go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. I know I do.

    Cheers!