You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virgins> emerge pussy —deep —pretend
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
Bring out the GIMP!
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not ready
You’re sitting on it
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn’t come in a flat pack crate.








